copyright (c) 2008 John L. Jerz
Satire
Who says you have to be serious all the time?
Just how bad can literature get? Re-writing song lyrics can be amusing... This is nothing more than exploring what alternative rhymed phrases can be applied to existing songs.
Jingle Bells 2000
Achy Breaky Heart (The Dick Cheney Song)
Al Gore the Showman (Frosty the Snowman)
Foam on the Tank (Home on the Range)
Campaign'in USA (Surfin' USA)
Bomb Iran (Barbara Ann)
I Will Survive (Carl Rove Returns)
You Speed Up My Life (You Light Up My Life, 2007 version)
There's Got to be a Morning After (the Server Crash)
Broken Glass (Heart of Glass by Blondie)
Meal three! (Call Me, Blondie)
Longer (Dan Fogelberg) 2008 version
WOW Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody)
Warm is the World (Joy to the World)
Here's the One that I Want! (You're the One that I Want)
The Geek (The Streak, by Stevens)
All Over the World, 2008 version (by ELO)
The Ring Melts Down (Don't Bring Me Down, by ELO)
I Can't Drive (I'm Alive, by ELO)
Dairy Queen (Dancing Queen)
This Mouth Was Made for Talking (These Boots Were Made for Walking)
Working in the Chow Line (Working in the Coal Mine)
Web Site (Twilight, by ELO)
My Old Car Goes On (My Heart Will Go On)
Emerald City (Y.M.C.A)
Doggy Doo (Xanadu, by ELO)
Mr. Blue Screen (Mr. Blue Sky, by ELO)
Have a Bite of Ice Cream (Hold on Tight to Your Dream, ELO)
My Favorite Things (2008 version)
Elvis Sighting (Kung Fu Fighting)
Trouble in River City (2008 version)
Seventy-Six Savings and Loans (Seventy-Six Trombones)
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