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Dead Man Walking

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was
teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling
the men how to give the necessary assurances to their
partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic
muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"

She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember.
You're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking
with your partner."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this
information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly
raised his hand.

"Yes?" answered the teacher.

"I was just wondering," the man said. "Is it all right if
she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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