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Long live the King
Stephen King may be getting a lot of credit for the film "1408," which was based on a short story of his,
but in his lifetime, he has been the victim of many a crap-tastic film version of his works. Here are some of the best of
the worst that I could find:
Not-so-super heroes
Yes, 'Spiderman 3' sucked major web, but it is far from the
worst comic book adaptation out there. There are far more tights-clad crimefighters that should have hung up the codpiece
long ago. Here are just a few:
- Superman 3: Hey! Let's get Richard Pryor and neuter him! When
Christopher Reeve gets more laughs than the comedian, you know you're in trouble. Here's yet another clip.
- Steel: Shaq had more thrilling battles with teammate Kobe Bryant than the
bad guys here.
- Superman 4: The Quest for Peace: The death knell for the original franchise had Reeve taking on the Nuclear Arms Race.
- Thomas Hayden Church plays The Sandman in the most recent Spiderman, but that was not his first forray into the world
of superheroes. He also starred in the little-seen (for good reason) The Specials.
- A special place in hell awaits all involved with the television movie Captain America, if it were not for the undeniably awful...
- Fantastic Four
film released in 1994. I could not contain my giddy excitement for this cinematic excrement, so here are a few more clips...
- Fantastic Four, clip 2
- Fastastic Four, clip 3
Why is Ricky Gervais the funniest man on the planet?
If you've somehow missed The orginal Office, or Extras season 1, I will give you a
moment to put them on your Netflix queue. And to answer the titular question, oh, I don't know, what about this, or this, or this, or this, or this, or this....
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