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the reviews are in....
"I visit your site frequently, and I wished that I had seen your 300 review before
I paid eleven dollars to sit in the front row of a screening. Torture. Just wanted to say Hello and that your reviews are
quite entertaining and helpful."
-- kelly t.
"This site makes almost me proud enough to call you my son!"
--my father
"The site looks great, though I've only looked at the first page, and did not really read any of it,"
- my uncle bill
"Great. Here's another place where I can ignore your opinion."
- my wife lisa
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- jeff j.
"Read your (Grindhouse) review and pretty much agreed with you."
- adam c.
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I am but a humble fella from a little seaside town who likes movies. I would appreciate anything you care to contribute,
as long as it casts me in a glowing light and frequently refers to me as all-knowing. Take a stab at it and send it in, there's
free candy in it for you!
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my hate mail for 'babel'
"just finished reading your critique of "Babel" one day after seeing the film. did we both see the same flic (sic).
I think you must have been on drugs. Did you ever hear of the expression "the whole is not equal to the sum of its parts".
(sic) The film was a composite that cannot be broken down in the way you do it in your article. Do you take a great
painting and say I do not like this stroke or that one (sic). The injustice created in your irresponsible article
is that you may be keeping many people from experiancing (sic) a truly talented piece of movie making. Harold.
my response...
Harold,
It's a shame you had to launch your tirade with questioning my habits of illegal narcotics usage. (Anyone who knows me
would know that I never review a film while on drugs...I typically wait until I get ready to write the review before doing
that).
Since you took the time, though, I shall address your concern:
I would love to think that my reviews hold sway over the general public as claimed by the 'injustice'
you claim I have committed, but I really doubt that is the case.
But, honestly, thank you for feeding my ego nonetheless.
And yes, by the way, I think Pollock's fifth splash of orange in "Full Fathom Five' was excessive.
Best,
Rob
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